Sunday night was auspicious occasion in rural Maricopa, Arizona, as famous actor Nick Nolte, and his accomplice, Holland, terrorized the town and gave new meaning to the saying, 'Paint the town red.' Nolte is well renowned for his acting ability, but more well known for his ability to hold a drink. However, in a rare case of a child prodigy gone mad, he couldn't hold a candle to this young toddler he caroused with that night. "She was pounding them left and right..." reported an onlooker, who was unable to stop Holland from out-drinking everyone in the joint. Eventually, the party spilled outside, where young Holland screamed at oncoming traffic and reportedly shouted various threats to members of a nearby crowd, directly her vile toward her arch rival, who's only known as 'the baby with one eyebrow.' The chaotic situation eventually calmed down when police arrived to haul Nolte and his 'mini me', as he was calling her, off to the county jail. Holland, who showed no remorse for her actions, only offered this statement to reporters, "Give me fruit snacks...and a cold one."
Monday, May 18, 2009
Holland, Nolte booked on charges of lewd drunkenness
Sunday night was auspicious occasion in rural Maricopa, Arizona, as famous actor Nick Nolte, and his accomplice, Holland, terrorized the town and gave new meaning to the saying, 'Paint the town red.' Nolte is well renowned for his acting ability, but more well known for his ability to hold a drink. However, in a rare case of a child prodigy gone mad, he couldn't hold a candle to this young toddler he caroused with that night. "She was pounding them left and right..." reported an onlooker, who was unable to stop Holland from out-drinking everyone in the joint. Eventually, the party spilled outside, where young Holland screamed at oncoming traffic and reportedly shouted various threats to members of a nearby crowd, directly her vile toward her arch rival, who's only known as 'the baby with one eyebrow.' The chaotic situation eventually calmed down when police arrived to haul Nolte and his 'mini me', as he was calling her, off to the county jail. Holland, who showed no remorse for her actions, only offered this statement to reporters, "Give me fruit snacks...and a cold one."
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Viewing pleasure 3
You better believe I was the X-factor...or at least I tried to be, until the old, cranky security guard came up and told me he would make me eat the flag if he saw it again...
Viewing pleasure 2
I just wish I could get more excited at the games, maybe I'll bring a book next time...
For your viewing pleasure...
In case you missed it, I'm the guy in the #8 jersey in the stands, not on the court...
Friday, May 1, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Stretch's 60th
Hey if you guys haven't watched the video (link it here really- or just look at Chris's website, people) Chris made for Stretch you got to check it out. It's 20 minutes long but totally worth it. Stick around for the end, there's an extra special surprise.
What a stud! I love this guy- this is family history 21st-century style. I love that the music of The Brothers is playing at the beginning. You guys need to make a CD of all the fan faves: Rocky Top, The MTA, Sound of Silence... definitely those chart-toppers.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
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