My long-awaited trip to Phoenix, Arizona last weekend was hijacked by that menacing Norwalk Virus (featured at the right), its trouble making tendencies clearly emphasized by the slingshot in its back pocket.
The diagram on the left is me; the yellow circles draw attention to the three trouble spots affected by the troublesome virus: my twisted insides and my burning exits. Editor's note: to avoid potentially questionable remarks, the bottom circle is a colon.
I looked up the virus and I have cycled through nearly all its typical symptoms. The only one not listed was nausea and vomiting from watching "Wild, Wild West" with Will Smith at 2:00 in the morning. I still think my diagnosis is correct, but I'm willing to listen to second opinions.
2 comments:
I can testify to the extent of Brandon's illness. Having been present during the birth of most of his kidney stones and numerous other ailments, this one was near the top as far as suffering goes. Brandon deserves another birthday.
I was about to make a questionable remark on the lower circle, but upon a more thorough reading, you've explained yourself...hmmm...I still thinks it's questionable though...
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