An Orem man ate an entire Big Jud burger in less than 8 minutes on Saturday night, easily surpassing the previous record of 15 minutes, which he also held. For those of you not from Archer, The Big Jud is a 1 pound burger in a huge bun, loaded with toppings. "I was in a zone," said Shirley, who despite his slender build and unimposing physique can really put the food away. He later when on to say, "I've always been a big eater, even when I was little. I'm more like a machine though, no wasted motion, a little more efficient. I was just concentrating on the moment and attacking that burger." Family members and onlookers gathered to watch this amazing spectacle. "He's amazing," remarked Anna Shirley, his sister-in-law, who also noted, "he never ceases to amaze me. I just wish he was a little nicer to his family." Blake Scoresby, his brother-in-law, said, "Jeff can eat more than me and I outweigh him by 90 pounds." After this amazing feat, Shirley wonders what could be next. He remains grounded though, remembering that he cannot do it himself. "My goal is a double Big Jud, and I believe with God's help I think I can." Let's just pray he doesn't meet his maker too soon after his heart suddenly stops.
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I never doubted you could do it Jeff. Nonetheless, I was still dumbstruck when I witnessed it. I still shake my head in amazement when I remember it all.
Do they really have a double Big Jud and if so, can I watch when you attempt it?
Someday I will conquer that mountain, but until then, my legend lives on...
Jeff,
How is that whole bulemia thing working out for you? Binge and purge, binge and purge...
Ask Matt Farnsworth, he taught me how to do it.
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