Monday, April 30, 2007
Obssezzion?
I find it very interesting that Jeff makes posts about sleeping thru conference, watching Lost, and eating big burgers, yet fails to announce his upcoming wedding. I don't think Ashleigh's photo has debuted on this blog, yet we currently host a dozen photos of the stadium formerly known as the Delta Center. Frankly I'm surprised the wedding isn't being held during half-time of a Jazz game, but then again maybe there wasn't a game being played on 07/07/07. I guess that would explain it.
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That's a great idea. We could have Jerry Sloan as the best man, Larry Miller could marry us and the honeymoon could be in the locker room.
Jenna,
the reason her picture hasn't been found on the blog is that Jeff knows about Karma. He knows that the second her picture gets out, it will be butchered in retribution for all of the atrocities that Jeff has created on this blog out of everyone else's pics.
And Jeff,
A locker room honeymoon? Do you really want Araujo standing there watching? Oh, wait. You probably would...Better move that wedding date up to this week. Game 6 might be your last chance. Unless you want to wait until the pre-season next year.
Will you two get wedding napkins that say "Jeff and Ashleigh - may their love last as long as the radioactive waste that Energy Solutions stores"?
Jeff, I know that you've always wanted to see a naked Karl Malone to satisfy certain exaggerated rumors, but using your wedding as an excuse is wrong (yes, I know that Karl Malone no longer plays for the Jazz).
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