Roast Beast

Here's the Roast Beast What a wonderful feast Feast FEAST It came without basting It came without stresses It came without thawing and stirring and all those messes Although to you all it may seem quite a shock Our preordered Thanksgiving turkey dinner came out of a box After three days of continually devouring it all It seems that our pants are now two sizes too small.

KenNeo Rogers

Kenny Rogers would be proud of Jeff. He knows when to hold'em, fold'em, and when to walk away, and knows never to count his money while sittin' at the table. In a recent conversation with Jeff, he informed me he has 3 million chips in his texas hold'em game. I'm sure we are all proud of Jeff and his fantasy status. He's a much bigger person online, than in real life. But, then the fantasy skies got a little cloudy. My fantasy CNN did a story about fantasy gambling. Fantasy rumors have been received about a gang of fantasy hooligans running around trying to monopolize...Fantasia. Allegedly, they target online high-rollers, beat them into fantasy comas and rob them of all their fantasy fortunes. Accounts of their activity have last been reported in California and Nevada, and though no confirmation of the gangster's fantasy presence has made it to Utah, it is believed that they are already here. So Jeff, you watch your fantasy butt! Because, one day, a group of fantasy thugs might show up at your fantasy condo and break your fantasy knee caps! Learn from Neo!!!