Anna: Is it time to go yet?
Brandon: We just got here.
Anna: I'm am sick and tired of being around Jeff. And why is he acting like he is high?
Brandon: Well . . he always said President Bednar was mad at him for taking a parking pass but I think there was a lot more to that story if you know what I mean. But we can't just leave right now, he hasn't even eaten yet. Just wait until he is in a turkey induced coma and then we'll hit him with Aunt Kathy's pumpkin log.
Anna: You don't have to tell me twice, great idea!
Jeff (in the background) Heeeyyy Grandpa!!
Anna (whispering): He's driving me nuts. I knew we should have gone to Spring City.
Brandon: Well, what do you want to do then? You make all the money around here. You could buy and sell Jeff. Of course, he already knows how much we all make just like Grandpa K.
Anna: Well, just don't pull the old "It's just Jeff" excuse.
Scott (sneezing): AAHHHHHH CHEEEUUUUUWWW!
Anna: Bless you.
Jeff (approaching): So Anna, I'm indeed grateful that you guys came. You always do so much for me, you know like let me stay at your home while I recover from my surgeries, drive to Orem to bring me juice when I don't trust my roommate to buy it or clean up my gross bathroom while I'm out cold in the other room.
Anna: That's it, I'm tired of Jeff being nice. We're outta here! Brandon let's go!
(Door slams)
Jeff: What . . .I didn't say anything.
4 comments:
Whoa! This is like the Joseph Smith Translation of Jeff's post.
How does Brandon have a Urim and Thinger already?
I'm married to the funniest person in this family. Just for that comment, bonanadance deserves to have his OWN Thinger and Thumim.
I'm glad you think he's funny. The rest of us thinks he odd/strange/ weird/demented/(insert adjective).
I'm the funniest person in this family. Brett and Brandon: Remember the three-legged horse and the leg fairy? Yeah, case closed.
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