Ann Uhpawluhjee

Hay evreebuddy! Eye thawt et wuz tym tu rite uh poast ugin sins eye havunt fer uh lawng tym. End eye muhst uhpawlujize fer mye reesint kritucull cawmints reegawrdeeng peepulls spehleeng airs end upproapreeut werd yewsuj. Eye em nawt trieeng tu bee meen ore mayk fuhn, eye jist theenk ets fuhnee sumtyms, en eye noe thaht mie eenglisch skihlz awr nawt purfekt. Buht eye noe thet ef eye disch et owt, eye haf tu bee aybl tu tayk et wen eye maikt uh phyew meestayks mieself. Wenehfur eye poast sumtheeng, eye czech en dubbel czech mie spehleeng tu mayk shur ets awl korekt, en eye em prittie shur theyr awr noe meestayks en thees poast. Enywayz, eckspekt a phew gnu poasts frum mee en thuh knot zo dihstunt fewchur.