Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Pit Stop My Heart

Since none of us will be receiving a "Pit Stop Pete" for Easter this year, I took the initiative to continue this important Shirley tradition by giving you a visual reminder. Now that I've done my part, you all need to do yours. Find a "Pit Stop Pete" or "Pit Stop She'te" for the ladies, and eat as much as you can for breakfast. In fact, this hollow confectionery should replace breakfast and lunch and dinner altogether. Don't bother saving the eyes, the bow tie, and hubcaps for last. Though they may look enticing, they are the worst part of the experience. They're made of "Peeps" rejects-particularly the ones that exceed their 10 year shelf life or get poked by curious passersby.

1 comment:

JAZZMAN said...

There was one year when Mom, I mean Easter bunny/Santa/tooth fairy bought these completely solid Easter Bunnies, not the hollow ones and we ate them before she could take them back. UMMMM... Solid chocolate... agkahkkkggggg (with slobber coming out of my mouth).