Sunday, May 6, 2007

A Jazz wallpaper for you

Evidently, my new found fame as a Jazz supporter has reached a new level, as shown from this Jazz wallpaper I downloaded off the Jazz website, www.utahjazz.com. Yes, I am an integral part of the team and one of the main reasons they advanced to the second round starting tomorrow. For your information, I'll be doing an autograph session at Barnes & Noble prior to the game on Monday, no photos please.

6 comments:

Brandon said...

Two questions: Why are you signing autographs at Barnes and Noble-don't authentic players usually do that at the arena and or around their tour bus? 2) Are you now the guy who signs the photos that are requested by eager fans? That will free up some time for the players to get better for the next series.

JAZZMAN said...

First off, since I would completely bog down traffic around the arena prior to the game, they moved it to a site a little more accommodating. Secondly, autograph seekers want to be able to take pictures with you holding their kids, giving them high five, thumbs up, doing a funny pose, etc. I don't have time for that shiz.

Anna said...

I'm not sure how the local Barnes and Noble accomodates more people than a sports arena. Of course I would prefer spending time browsing in a Barnes and Noble than at a Jazz game.

Longshanks said...

I am not sure Barnes & Noble are really supportive of a guy who is on a poster which reads 'Try stop them'. Their target patrons generally prefer complete sentences.

Brandon said...

I would disagree with Barnes and Noble's concern with grammar. If you refer to one of our previous posts, you'll see a notice on the door of a Barnes and Noble that says, "Closed due to in climate weather."

JAZZMAN said...

There, I fixed the grammar you piles of crap. It's a good thing I learned from the wise old owl.