Enter Scene: Brandon and Anna enter a Nordstrom's in search of a new suit for Christmas. Brandon is feeling particularly "husky" this evening and Anna is supportive as always.
Salesman: Can I help you? Do you know your size?
Brandon: Sure. I don't know my size however.
Salesman: Okay, looks like you are a 38Regular. And unfortunately it looks like we don't have anything under a 39.
Brandon: Where can I file a complaint.
Anna: Let it go Brandon. Let's just get out of here.
Brandon: It's tough being such a small guy in a big world.
Enter scene: Determined, Brandon and Anna enter a "Men's Warehouse" in hopes of ending the night's pur'suit's. After working with an extremely polite salesman, the couple finds a suit and Keiko, the master seamstress is called upon to mark the alterations.
Keiko: The jacket does not need changes.
Brandon: Great!
Keiko: Are the pants too tight?
Brandon: No they are just right.
Keiko: Oh, so skinny! He's just so skinny! Tsk, tsk, tsk, I can't believe how skinny!
Standing in the multi-angled mirrors Brandon tries to hold back the tears. Everybody heard what Keiko had to say. Brandon's chest maybe small and barrell like, but at least that little chest has some hair on it. Go masculinity!
Monday, December 11, 2006
Do You Have Anything in a 14 Slim?
Enter Scene: Brandon and Anna enter a Nordstrom's in search of a new suit for Christmas. Brandon is feeling particularly "husky" this evening and Anna is supportive as always.
Salesman: Can I help you? Do you know your size?
Brandon: Sure. I don't know my size however.
Salesman: Okay, looks like you are a 38Regular. And unfortunately it looks like we don't have anything under a 39.
Brandon: Where can I file a complaint.
Anna: Let it go Brandon. Let's just get out of here.
Brandon: It's tough being such a small guy in a big world.
Enter scene: Determined, Brandon and Anna enter a "Men's Warehouse" in hopes of ending the night's pur'suit's. After working with an extremely polite salesman, the couple finds a suit and Keiko, the master seamstress is called upon to mark the alterations.
Keiko: The jacket does not need changes.
Brandon: Great!
Keiko: Are the pants too tight?
Brandon: No they are just right.
Keiko: Oh, so skinny! He's just so skinny! Tsk, tsk, tsk, I can't believe how skinny!
Standing in the multi-angled mirrors Brandon tries to hold back the tears. Everybody heard what Keiko had to say. Brandon's chest maybe small and barrell like, but at least that little chest has some hair on it. Go masculinity!
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It's Ok Brandon, I know a great store called the Little and Small store right next door to the Big and Tall store I shop at...
Just have them fit a suit to Grant's measurements, and then borrow it from him.
I would have had them fit the suit for Grant, but I was so offended by the ordeal that we went across the street and bought a suit from "Build-A-Bear." It was much cheaper and you can't beat the fit.
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